crowleyes:

“Crowley, I will not lie with you until you remove those sunglasses.”

crowleyes:

“Crowley, I will not lie with you until you remove those sunglasses.”

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fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:

do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’

but then you don’t know how to write and its just

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(Source: the-femslash-fairy)

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paperjamtavros:

ilikerhinestones:

kubbypan:

then and now

well

i see someone sold their soul to satan

paperjamtavros:

ilikerhinestones:

kubbypan:

then and now

well

i see someone sold their soul to satan

42,872 notes

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

22,696 notes

girl-in-the-tardis:

destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:

saywheeeeee:

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

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And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.

he is the real

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(Source: rivercourts)

99,343 notes

That explains a lot. (x)

(Source: sigh-borg)

2,392 notes

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious 

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

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this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

(Source: enmu)

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jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

13,217 notes

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

3,832 notes

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

12,379 notes

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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